trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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