And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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