And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
