That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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