is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I know her cup size but not her name....
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