I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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