think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
