Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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