I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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