Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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