the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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