Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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