Nicole vs. Life
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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