its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
