do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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