i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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