...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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