erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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