i don't like sucking hair
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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