Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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