He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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