The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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