I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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