Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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