I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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