You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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