Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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