She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My penis needs a shock collar
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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