Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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