so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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