I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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