Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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