Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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