so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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