So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Randomize
