I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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