: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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