Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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