Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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