pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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