Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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