I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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