They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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