God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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