I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Sorry my hands just texted you
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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