How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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