The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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