Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
