is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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