I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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