READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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