What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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